Someones getting oooolder... Today!

Man ,this o'fart is at the century mark... plus one! Yikes! Could this really be happening or is a old Black n' White Classic?
Hey, i'm a real classic kinda guy... so i like to think. Yeah right! Just OLD! When you young whipper-snappers get to my age you'll be lucky to still have ALL your hair and 3/4's of a mind not to be so dam serious in life! That is of course you don't burn the last of your brain cells out in booze, drugs or whatever you freaks do these daze! Yup, i did get my freak on back in da day but i'm so chillin these days and its all good! Besides i know whats up...even as a ol'timer of 51! I still gots my mojo!